god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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