i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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