Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I'm always down for nudity.
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