Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Randomize
