everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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