That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So many bounce houses so little time
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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