on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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