fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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