We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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