Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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