Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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