Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
This is classic penis vs brain.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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