Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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