"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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