No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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