I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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