the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Randomize
