I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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