I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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