Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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