sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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