He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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