i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
where am i from again
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Randomize
