The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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