so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize
