apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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