I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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