I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
