I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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