i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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