It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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