stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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