yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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