dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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