Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
jump out the window naked night went bad
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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