it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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