Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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