i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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