Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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