i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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