I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
