she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.