2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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