we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day