And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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