Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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