i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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