fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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