What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I wish you could order shots online.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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