Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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