spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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