I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Boobs speak an international language.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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