so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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