question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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