Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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