you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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