At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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