So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He shit in the fireplace
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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